Things to do while awake

Make bed angels with your crumpled sheets. Don’t worry, the rest of the world is asleep.

Stack pillows on side of bed then pretend to be an action hero. Don’t worry, nobodies watching or even cares because you guessed it, sleeping.

Hang upside down and be the nocturnal creature that you are. By the way, nocturnal means active at night right? Yup that’s you batgirl.

Give up and get back in bed. To much blood is rushing to your head. Hanging off the side of the bed only scares the kids and anyone else who might walk past the window and see your arms wrapped around your torso as if the Gods of sleep could give a damn.



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