Sleeping people are evil and should be doused with buckets of ice water so they can share in my misery.
Lie down and I become the puppet that jumps out the box when you turn the handle and hear the circus music. What is that called, A Jake in the Box, yes I’m Sleepy Bitch in the Box!
Even God must be asleep because if he or she was awake right now and took a look at me on my bedroom floor typing on my phone they would feel sorry for me and float some kind of heavenly Zanex my way.
Eastern Standard Time I swear slows down between 2-6am. I’m telling you I’ve read a book, posted on my blog, twice. Walked my dog, around the apartment and switched out my summer clothes for my fall and it’s only 5:00am.
Please lord let me get some sleep!!!