You got the job!
Well it isn’t a job exactly. I will be speaking at church today.
You got the part!
Well I didn’t have to audition. I volunteered.
You’re going to be rich!
No, it’s a church, church is free.
You’re going to be famous!
Well, only four or five people usually come.
Here.
What is it?
Five dollars, put it in the offering on your way out.
Victoria
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