You got the job!
Well it isn’t a job exactly. I will be speaking at church today.
You got the part!
Well I didn’t have to audition. I volunteered.
You’re going to be rich!
No, it’s a church, church is free.
You’re going to be famous!
Well, only four or five people usually come.
What is it?
Five dollars, put it in the offering on your way out.